Good Heavens, Gods?
Hell No, Dogs!
Juha Meskanen
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This page tracks significant changes across the various draft releases.
Added the E = mc2 example to Chapter Reality to provide a minimal illustration of the problems that arise when attempting to model “reality.”
Added Chapter The Static Universe: Quantum Cosmology regarding quantum cosmology.
Improved typesetting, internal cross-referencing, and overall LaTeX document structure.
Thought experiments in Chapter The Problem with Time were completed with exact definitions of Boltzmann entropy and page-footer references [12].
Fixed an inconsistency bug in the equations within Chapter The Framework of Nearly Everything and refactored the chapter. Added the “guitar string” analogy.
The theory has finally name (or more like a placeholder for name): Iame, or Iameverything. Added a derivation section to Chapter The Framework of Nearly Everything. Added a fourth requirement to Definition of Foundational Theories: finding a name for the theory. How ridiculously difficult can it get these days, when all imaginable names have already been taken?
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